Battle of Wits T-Shirt
Battle of Wits T-Shirt
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- Printed in the USA
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Highest Quality Products
Highest Quality Products
- Premium Quality : Super soft material for ultimate comfort.
- 100% Airlume Combed Cotton
- True to Size : Pre-Shrunk
- Wash Inside Out for Best Results
- Printed, Packaged and Shipped in the USA
Stylish UNISEX Tee: For those who love timeless tales and iconic quotes
Stylish UNISEX Tee: For those who love timeless tales and iconic quotes
Size Chart
Size Chart
100% Carbon Emission Free
100% Carbon Emission Free
Shipping and Returns
Shipping and Returns
• At this time, we only ship to the USA.
• Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order
• Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered
• Our goal at FictionThreads is that you love your order. Our wearables are typically non-returnable, but please reach out to us if something isn't right.
• Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
• No refunds can be issued more than 30 days after delivery.
Care Guide
Care Guide
Because a literary quote this iconic deserves to look first-edition fresh.
- Wash and dry your tee inverted to keep ink as sharp as Darcy’s wit.
- Cool water + mild detergent = no fading tragedies.
- Fewer spin cycles mean fewer plot twists for the fabric.
- Line-dry whenever possible. If you must tumble, don’t pair with heavy tomes like jeans or hoodies.
- Iron inside out on low heat; never place the hot iron directly on the printed line.
Follow these steps and your Fiction Threads tee will stay vibrant long past the final chapter.
Make your sarcasm stylish with this bold, brainy tee: “I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed.” With its vintage badge-style design, crossed sword, and distressed lettering, this shirt is perfect for literary rebels, debate team warriors, and anyone whose tongue is sharper than a blade.
Though often misattributed to Shakespeare, this beloved line embodies the sharp wit of the Bard’s world—and the internet’s. Whether you're parrying with fools or just enjoying a clever comeback, this shirt lets everyone know you're not here for mindless chatter.
Amazing Fact:
This famous zinger has circulated for decades, often labeled “Almost Shakespeare.” It’s likely a modern invention—proof that great wit lives on, even without a proper footnote.
