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Built Like Frankenstein Father's Day T-Shirt

Built Like Frankenstein Father's Day T-Shirt

Regular price $29.99 USD
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  • Printed in the USA
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Highest Quality Products

  • Premium Quality : Super soft material for ultimate comfort.
  • 100% Airlume Combed Cotton
  • True to Size : Pre-Shrunk
  • Wash Inside Out for Best Results
  • Printed, Packaged and Shipped in the USA

Stylish UNISEX Tee: For those who love timeless tales and iconic quotes

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100% Carbon Emission Free

Shipping and Returns

• At this time, we only ship to the USA.
• Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order
• Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered

• Our goal at FictionThreads is that you love your order. Our wearables are typically non-returnable, but please reach out to us if something isn't right.
• Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
• No refunds can be issued more than 30 days after delivery.

Care Guide

Because a literary quote this iconic deserves to look first-edition fresh.

  • Wash and dry your tee inverted to keep ink as sharp as Darcy’s wit.
  • Cool water + mild detergent = no fading tragedies.
  • Fewer spin cycles mean fewer plot twists for the fabric.
  • Line-dry whenever possible. If you must tumble, don’t pair with heavy tomes like jeans or hoodies.
  • Iron inside out on low heat; never place the hot iron directly on the printed line.

Follow these steps and your Fiction Threads tee will stay vibrant long past the final chapter.

He may look like he was stitched together with spare parts and pure willpower, but this dad’s heart runs on coffee and bottomless patience. Celebrate your monster of a multitasker with our hilarious “Built Like Frankenstein” tee, featuring everyone's favorite green giant flipping pancakes in a dad apron. A lightning-charged ode to fatherhood, caffeine, and surviving the morning chaos.

Perfect for dads who are strong, slightly grumpy before breakfast, and 100% devoted.

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