To Caffeinate or not to Caffeinate Shakespeare T-Shirt
To Caffeinate or not to Caffeinate Shakespeare T-Shirt
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Highest Quality Products
Highest Quality Products
- Premium Quality : Super soft material for ultimate comfort.
- 100% Airlume Combed Cotton
- True to Size : Pre-Shrunk
- Wash Inside Out for Best Results
- Printed, Packaged and Shipped in the USA
Stylish UNISEX Tee: For those who love timeless tales and iconic quotes
Stylish UNISEX Tee: For those who love timeless tales and iconic quotes
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100% Carbon Emission Free
100% Carbon Emission Free
Shipping and Returns
Shipping and Returns
• At this time, we only ship to the USA.
• Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order
• Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered
• Our goal at FictionThreads is that you love your order. Our wearables are typically non-returnable, but please reach out to us if something isn't right.
• Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
• No refunds can be issued more than 30 days after delivery.
Care Guide
Care Guide
Because a literary quote this iconic deserves to look first-edition fresh.
- Wash and dry your tee inverted to keep ink as sharp as Darcy’s wit.
- Cool water + mild detergent = no fading tragedies.
- Fewer spin cycles mean fewer plot twists for the fabric.
- Line-dry whenever possible. If you must tumble, don’t pair with heavy tomes like jeans or hoodies.
- Iron inside out on low heat; never place the hot iron directly on the printed line.
Follow these steps and your Fiction Threads tee will stay vibrant long past the final chapter.
Rise and soliloquize: this literary tee is for every coffee-fueled soul facing the eternal Monday dilemma. Featuring a pondering Shakespeare (or a very convincing lookalike), steam rising from a heroic cup, and the declaration of allegiance to the Ministry of Morning Decisions, this design brings high drama to low energy.
Perfect for teachers, writers, students, or anyone who’s ever contemplated their existence before caffeine. This tee turns one of literature’s most iconic lines into a relatable morning mantra — with a wink.
Did you know?
Shakespeare likely never tasted coffee — it didn’t reach England until several decades after his death. Imagine how many more plays he might’ve written with a proper espresso!
