Dad - A Creature of Habit Retro T-Shirt
Dad - A Creature of Habit Retro T-Shirt
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Premium Quality & Comfort
Premium Quality & Comfort
- Super-soft 100% combed cotton (4.5 oz)
- Lightweight & breathable for year-round wear
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Tear-away label for all-day comfort
- Pre-shrunk for a true-to-size fit
- Printed, packaged & shipped in the USA
Ethical & Sustainable
Ethical & Sustainable
- Made with ethically grown US cotton
- Member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety & quality
- 100% Carbon Emission Free production
Shipping and Returns
Shipping and Returns
• At this time, we only ship to the USA.
• Estimated delivery is 4-5 business days.
• Our goal at FictionThreads is that you love your order. We offer free returns and a 30 day guarantee.
• Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
• No refunds can be issued more than 30 days after delivery.
Care Guide
Care Guide
Because a literary quote this iconic deserves to look first-edition fresh.
- Wash and dry your tee inverted to keep ink as sharp as Darcy’s wit.
- Cool water + mild detergent = no fading tragedies.
- Fewer spin cycles mean fewer plot twists for the fabric.
- Line-dry whenever possible. If you must tumble, don’t pair with heavy tomes like jeans or hoodies.
- Iron inside out on low heat; never place the hot iron directly on the printed line.
Follow these steps and your Fiction Threads tee will stay vibrant long past the final chapter.
Some dads rise with the sun. Others shuffle to the coffee pot like a legendary monster on autopilot. This hilarious pixel-art tee celebrates every dad who starts the day with the same sacred ritual: hot coffee, no questions asked.
Featuring a pixelated Frankenstein-style dad sipping from a mug labeled “Same Brew Every Morning,” this nostalgic design blends classic horror with warm fatherly routine. It’s the perfect gift for Father’s Day, Halloween, or any time you want to honor the wonderfully predictable man behind the mug.
Did you know? Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein wasn’t just a horror story—it’s often considered the very first science fiction novel ever written, penned when she was just 18 years old!
