Eat a Live Frog First Thing Mark Twain T-Shirt
Eat a Live Frog First Thing Mark Twain T-Shirt
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Highest Quality Products
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- Premium Quality : Super soft material for ultimate comfort.
- 100% Airlume Combed Cotton
- True to Size : Pre-Shrunk
- Wash Inside Out for Best Results
- Printed, Packaged and Shipped in the USA
Stylish UNISEX Tee: For those who love timeless tales and iconic quotes
Stylish UNISEX Tee: For those who love timeless tales and iconic quotes
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100% Carbon Emission Free
100% Carbon Emission Free
Shipping and Returns
Shipping and Returns
• At this time, we only ship to the USA.
• Estimated delivery is 4-5 business days.
• Our goal at FictionThreads is that you love your order. We offer free returns and a 30 day guarantee.
• Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
• No refunds can be issued more than 30 days after delivery.
Care Guide
Care Guide
Because a literary quote this iconic deserves to look first-edition fresh.
- Wash and dry your tee inverted to keep ink as sharp as Darcy’s wit.
- Cool water + mild detergent = no fading tragedies.
- Fewer spin cycles mean fewer plot twists for the fabric.
- Line-dry whenever possible. If you must tumble, don’t pair with heavy tomes like jeans or hoodies.
- Iron inside out on low heat; never place the hot iron directly on the printed line.
Follow these steps and your Fiction Threads tee will stay vibrant long past the final chapter.
It’s weird. It’s wise. And according to Mark Twain, it might just be the best way to start your day.
This playful design turns Twain’s famously odd advice into a bold, visual checklist — complete with a smug little frog and a big green tick mark to show you’ve already done the hardest thing today. Whether you’re battling procrastination or just love productivity with a sense of humor, this tee has your morning covered.
Amazing Fact:
This quote inspired an entire movement of productivity tools — including Brian Tracy’s best-selling book Eat That Frog!, which teaches people how to tackle their biggest tasks first. Twain’s odd little metaphor became a global productivity mantra.
