Take me to your Wi-Fi T-Shirt
Take me to your Wi-Fi T-Shirt
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- 30 Days Guarantee
Premium Quality & Comfort
Premium Quality & Comfort
- Super-soft 100% combed cotton (4.5 oz)
- Lightweight & breathable for year-round wear
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Tear-away label for all-day comfort
- Pre-shrunk for a true-to-size fit
- Printed, packaged & shipped in the USA
Ethical & Sustainable
Ethical & Sustainable
- Made with ethically grown US cotton
- Member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety & quality
- 100% Carbon Emission Free production
Shipping and Returns
Shipping and Returns
• At this time, we only ship to the USA.
• Estimated delivery is 4-5 business days.
• Our goal at FictionThreads is that you love your order. We offer free returns and a 30 day guarantee.
• Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
• No refunds can be issued more than 30 days after delivery.
Care Guide
Care Guide
Because a literary quote this iconic deserves to look first-edition fresh.
- Wash and dry your tee inverted to keep ink as sharp as Darcy’s wit.
- Cool water + mild detergent = no fading tragedies.
- Fewer spin cycles mean fewer plot twists for the fabric.
- Line-dry whenever possible. If you must tumble, don’t pair with heavy tomes like jeans or hoodies.
- Iron inside out on low heat; never place the hot iron directly on the printed line.
Follow these steps and your Fiction Threads tee will stay vibrant long past the final chapter.
Take Me to Your Wi-Fi
Aliens used to want to conquer Earth—now they just want your password. This retro tee brings classic sci-fi humor into the 21st century, perfect for anyone who's ever felt like a space traveler looking for a decent signal.
Featuring a vintage-style alien with a ray gun and a serious case of digital dependency, this design blends mid-century pulp sci-fi flair with modern geek life.
No, this one’s not from a literary classic—but it’s straight from the hearts of those who grew up on flying saucers, CRT monitors, and the dial-up screech of the early internet.
Soft, breathable, and ethically made, this t-shirt is ideal for fans of retro tech, classic sci-fi, and anyone who guards their Wi-Fi like it’s intergalactic treasure. Wear it to the next con, LAN party, or just around Earth.
