He Hath Eaten me Out of House and Home T-Shirt
He Hath Eaten me Out of House and Home T-Shirt
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Premium Quality & Comfort
Premium Quality & Comfort
- Super-soft 100% combed cotton (4.5 oz)
- Lightweight & breathable for year-round wear
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Tear-away label for all-day comfort
- Pre-shrunk for a true-to-size fit
- Printed, packaged & shipped in the USA
Ethical & Sustainable
Ethical & Sustainable
- Made with ethically grown US cotton
- Member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety & quality
- 100% Carbon Emission Free production
Shipping and Returns
Shipping and Returns
• At this time, we only ship to the USA.
• Estimated delivery is 4-5 business days.
• Our goal at FictionThreads is that you love your order. We offer free returns and a 30 day guarantee.
• Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
• No refunds can be issued more than 30 days after delivery.
Care Guide
Care Guide
Because a literary quote this iconic deserves to look first-edition fresh.
- Wash and dry your tee inverted to keep ink as sharp as Darcy’s wit.
- Cool water + mild detergent = no fading tragedies.
- Fewer spin cycles mean fewer plot twists for the fabric.
- Line-dry whenever possible. If you must tumble, don’t pair with heavy tomes like jeans or hoodies.
- Iron inside out on low heat; never place the hot iron directly on the printed line.
Follow these steps and your Fiction Threads tee will stay vibrant long past the final chapter.
He Hath Eaten Me Out of House and Home
A line so dramatic, it could only come from Shakespeare—and yet every parent, partner, or housemate has felt it. This quote from Henry IV, Part 2 is theatrical truth served with a side of sarcasm.
The elegant design features bold typography with vintage embellishments, a charming house icon, and a crossed fork and knife—because let’s face it, someone’s appetite always outpaces the pantry.
Perfect for book lovers, home cooks, or anyone living with a human vacuum cleaner, this t-shirt is equal parts literary, witty, and painfully relatable.
Soft, ethically made, and guaranteed to get a laugh from Shakespeare fans and snack hoarders alike.
