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I Am Sick When I Do Look Upon Thee T-Shirt

I Am Sick When I Do Look Upon Thee T-Shirt

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  • Premium Quality : Super soft material for ultimate comfort.
  • 100% Airlume Combed Cotton
  • True to Size : Pre-Shrunk
  • Wash Inside Out for Best Results
  • Printed, Packaged and Shipped in the USA

Stylish UNISEX Tee: For those who love timeless tales and iconic quotes

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100% Carbon Emission Free

Shipping and Returns

• At this time, we only ship to the USA.
• Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order
• Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered

• Our goal at FictionThreads is that you love your order. Our wearables are typically non-returnable, but please reach out to us if something isn't right.
• Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
• No refunds can be issued more than 30 days after delivery.

Care Guide

Because a literary quote this iconic deserves to look first-edition fresh.

  • Wash and dry your tee inverted to keep ink as sharp as Darcy’s wit.
  • Cool water + mild detergent = no fading tragedies.
  • Fewer spin cycles mean fewer plot twists for the fabric.
  • Line-dry whenever possible. If you must tumble, don’t pair with heavy tomes like jeans or hoodies.
  • Iron inside out on low heat; never place the hot iron directly on the printed line.

Follow these steps and your Fiction Threads tee will stay vibrant long past the final chapter.

Classic Shakespeare, now with a twist of spite. From A Midsummer Night’s Dream comes one of the Bard’s most brutally honest lines: “I am sick when I do look upon thee.” Now reimagined for the chronically unimpressed.

This design features a delightfully over-it Shakespeare alongside the banner: Licensed to Loathe Since 1594. Whether you're done with your coworkers, your ex, or the general state of things—this tee says what you’re thinking, with timeless iambic disdain.

Perfect for literature lovers with a dark sense of humor, English teachers who’ve read too many essays, or anyone who relates more to Shakespeare’s sass than his sonnets.

Did you know? The line is spoken by Demetrius in A Midsummer Night’s Dream—a play famous for love spells and mischief—but this moment is pure venom. Proof that Shakespeare mastered the art of the insult long before the internet did.

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