I Dare Say You Are Quite Vexing T-Shirt
I Dare Say You Are Quite Vexing T-Shirt
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Premium Quality & Comfort
Premium Quality & Comfort
- Super-soft 100% combed cotton (4.5 oz)
- Lightweight & breathable for year-round wear
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Tear-away label for all-day comfort
- Pre-shrunk for a true-to-size fit
- Printed, packaged & shipped in the USA
Ethical & Sustainable
Ethical & Sustainable
- Made with ethically grown US cotton
- Member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety & quality
- 100% Carbon Emission Free production
Shipping and Returns
Shipping and Returns
• At this time, we only ship to the USA.
• Estimated delivery is 4-5 business days.
• Our goal at FictionThreads is that you love your order. We offer free returns and a 30 day guarantee.
• Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
• No refunds can be issued more than 30 days after delivery.
Care Guide
Care Guide
Because a literary quote this iconic deserves to look first-edition fresh.
- Wash and dry your tee inverted to keep ink as sharp as Darcy’s wit.
- Cool water + mild detergent = no fading tragedies.
- Fewer spin cycles mean fewer plot twists for the fabric.
- Line-dry whenever possible. If you must tumble, don’t pair with heavy tomes like jeans or hoodies.
- Iron inside out on low heat; never place the hot iron directly on the printed line.
Follow these steps and your Fiction Threads tee will stay vibrant long past the final chapter.
When politeness demands civility but your heart says “you absolute menace”… enter Lizzy Bennet, the original queen of wit and understatement. This design draws from Pride & Prejudice and features her iconic retort: “I dare say you are quite vexing.” Delivered with a perfectly arched eyebrow from the Department of Complicated Feelings, it’s the ultimate mood for anyone fluent in Austen-era sass and romantic chaos.
The ornate vintage portrait style paired with clean typographic flair makes this a perfect gift for bookworms, Austenites, or anyone who believes that emotional clarity is highly overrated.
Did you know? Jane Austen originally published Pride & Prejudice anonymously as “By the Author of Sense and Sensibility.” It wasn’t until after her death that her name appeared on her books.
