I Have Not the Pleasure of Understanding You T-Shirt
I Have Not the Pleasure of Understanding You T-Shirt
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Premium Quality & Comfort
Premium Quality & Comfort
- Super-soft 100% combed cotton (4.5 oz)
- Lightweight & breathable for year-round wear
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Tear-away label for all-day comfort
- Pre-shrunk for a true-to-size fit
- Printed, packaged & shipped in the USA
Ethical & Sustainable
Ethical & Sustainable
- Made with ethically grown US cotton
- Member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety & quality
- 100% Carbon Emission Free production
Shipping and Returns
Shipping and Returns
• At this time, we only ship to the USA.
• Estimated delivery is 4-5 business days.
• Our goal at FictionThreads is that you love your order. We offer free returns and a 30 day guarantee.
• Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
• No refunds can be issued more than 30 days after delivery.
Care Guide
Care Guide
Because a literary quote this iconic deserves to look first-edition fresh.
- Wash and dry your tee inverted to keep ink as sharp as Darcy’s wit.
- Cool water + mild detergent = no fading tragedies.
- Fewer spin cycles mean fewer plot twists for the fabric.
- Line-dry whenever possible. If you must tumble, don’t pair with heavy tomes like jeans or hoodies.
- Iron inside out on low heat; never place the hot iron directly on the printed line.
Follow these steps and your Fiction Threads tee will stay vibrant long past the final chapter.
Deliver the ultimate polite putdown in true Regency style with this delightfully sharp Jane Austen quote from Pride and Prejudice. Rendered in an elegant serif typeface with a delicate blush accent on the word “pleasure,” this minimalist design on a clean white background evokes the refined wit of Elizabeth Bennet herself. Whether worn as a subtle jab or a celebration of literary sass, this tee is perfect for Austen fans with a dry sense of humor and impeccable taste.
Did you know? Jane Austen’s subtle humor and social insight helped pioneer the modern novel. Pride and Prejudice was originally titled First Impressions—and Mr. Darcy certainly made one.
