I Think Strange Things T-Shirt
I Think Strange Things T-Shirt
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Premium Quality & Comfort
Premium Quality & Comfort
- Super-soft 100% combed cotton (4.5 oz)
- Lightweight & breathable for year-round wear
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Tear-away label for all-day comfort
- Pre-shrunk for a true-to-size fit
- Printed, packaged & shipped in the USA
Ethical & Sustainable
Ethical & Sustainable
- Made with ethically grown US cotton
- Member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety & quality
- 100% Carbon Emission Free production
Shipping and Returns
Shipping and Returns
• At this time, we only ship to the USA.
• Estimated delivery is 4-5 business days.
• Our goal at FictionThreads is that you love your order. We offer free returns and a 30 day guarantee.
• Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
• No refunds can be issued more than 30 days after delivery.
Care Guide
Care Guide
Because a literary quote this iconic deserves to look first-edition fresh.
- Wash and dry your tee inverted to keep ink as sharp as Darcy’s wit.
- Cool water + mild detergent = no fading tragedies.
- Fewer spin cycles mean fewer plot twists for the fabric.
- Line-dry whenever possible. If you must tumble, don’t pair with heavy tomes like jeans or hoodies.
- Iron inside out on low heat; never place the hot iron directly on the printed line.
Follow these steps and your Fiction Threads tee will stay vibrant long past the final chapter.
"I Think Strange Things."
Brooding thoughts, late-night stares, and just a touch of gothic flair—this tee captures the timeless mood of the classic vampire with a dash of humor and horror. Whether you're a creature of the night or just have a wonderfully weird mind, this shirt lets the world know your thoughts don’t always follow the daylight.
Featuring a bold illustration inspired by vintage Dracula film posters, complete with glowing red eyes and a sinister stare, this design is perfect for horror fans, Halloween lovers, and old-school monster movie buffs.
It’s not a direct literary quote, but the energy is unmistakably undead.
Soft, ethically made, and perfect for spooky season or year-round strangeness, this tee is equal parts chilling and charming.

