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If Either of Us Cracks Time Travel T-Shirt

If Either of Us Cracks Time Travel T-Shirt

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  • Premium Quality : Super soft material for ultimate comfort.
  • 100% Airlume Combed Cotton
  • True to Size : Pre-Shrunk
  • Wash Inside Out for Best Results
  • Printed, Packaged and Shipped in the USA

Stylish UNISEX Tee: For those who love timeless tales and iconic quotes

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100% Carbon Emission Free

Shipping and Returns

• At this time, we only ship to the USA.
• Estimated delivery is 4-5 business days.

• Our goal at FictionThreads is that you love your order. We offer free returns and a 30 day guarantee.
• Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
• No refunds can be issued more than 30 days after delivery.

Care Guide

Because a literary quote this iconic deserves to look first-edition fresh.

  • Wash and dry your tee inverted to keep ink as sharp as Darcy’s wit.
  • Cool water + mild detergent = no fading tragedies.
  • Fewer spin cycles mean fewer plot twists for the fabric.
  • Line-dry whenever possible. If you must tumble, don’t pair with heavy tomes like jeans or hoodies.
  • Iron inside out on low heat; never place the hot iron directly on the printed line.

Follow these steps and your Fiction Threads tee will stay vibrant long past the final chapter.

“If either of us cracks time travel… meet here in five seconds.” It’s the perfect pact, printed in bold type and sealed with a tiny hourglass. This shirt is a clever nod to The Time Machine by H.G. Wells—one of the first and finest sci-fi novels ever written.

Whether you're a lover of paradoxes, timelines, or just tired of waiting for your future self to show up with coffee, this design delivers with minimalist style and nerdy flair. A great gift for sci-fi readers, chrononauts, or anyone who’s always just five seconds away from rewriting history.

Did you know? H.G. Wells coined the actual term “time machine”—before him, there wasn’t even a word for a device that traveled through time.

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