Martians? Pft I've had Better Mondays T-Shirt
Martians? Pft I've had Better Mondays T-Shirt
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- Printed in the USA
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Highest Quality Products
Highest Quality Products
- Premium Quality : Super soft material for ultimate comfort.
- 100% Airlume Combed Cotton
- True to Size : Pre-Shrunk
- Wash Inside Out for Best Results
- Printed, Packaged and Shipped in the USA
Stylish UNISEX Tee: For those who love timeless tales and iconic quotes
Stylish UNISEX Tee: For those who love timeless tales and iconic quotes
Size Chart
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100% Carbon Emission Free
100% Carbon Emission Free
Shipping and Returns
Shipping and Returns
• At this time, we only ship to the USA.
• Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order
• Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered
• Our goal at FictionThreads is that you love your order. Our wearables are typically non-returnable, but please reach out to us if something isn't right.
• Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
• No refunds can be issued more than 30 days after delivery.
Care Guide
Care Guide
Because a literary quote this iconic deserves to look first-edition fresh.
- Wash and dry your tee inverted to keep ink as sharp as Darcy’s wit.
- Cool water + mild detergent = no fading tragedies.
- Fewer spin cycles mean fewer plot twists for the fabric.
- Line-dry whenever possible. If you must tumble, don’t pair with heavy tomes like jeans or hoodies.
- Iron inside out on low heat; never place the hot iron directly on the printed line.
Follow these steps and your Fiction Threads tee will stay vibrant long past the final chapter.
"Martians? Pfft. I've had better Mondays."
This tee is made for anyone who’s faced down a full inbox, surprise deadlines, and low coffee supplies—and lived to tell the tale. Inspired by H.G. Wells’ The War of the Worlds, it’s a playful nod to classic sci-fi and modern-day survival.
The design features a retro-style Martian tripod towering over a cityscape, with bold vintage lettering that captures your no-nonsense attitude.
Did you know that The War of the Worlds was so convincing, it sparked real panic when it aired on American radio in 1938? Wells' vision of alien invasion gripped imaginations—and changed science fiction forever.
Soft, lightweight, and ethically made, this t-shirt is perfect for fans of vintage sci-fi, dry humor, and anyone who’s battled worse than Martians before 9 a.m. Wear it to spark conversations—and maybe a few laughs.
