Proud, Prejudiced and Powered by Coffee T-Shirt
Proud, Prejudiced and Powered by Coffee T-Shirt
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- 30 Days Guarantee
Premium Quality & Comfort
Premium Quality & Comfort
- Super-soft 100% combed cotton (4.5 oz)
- Lightweight & breathable for year-round wear
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Tear-away label for all-day comfort
- Pre-shrunk for a true-to-size fit
- Printed, packaged & shipped in the USA
Ethical & Sustainable
Ethical & Sustainable
- Made with ethically grown US cotton
- Member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety & quality
- 100% Carbon Emission Free production
Shipping and Returns
Shipping and Returns
• At this time, we only ship to the USA.
• Estimated delivery is 4-5 business days.
• Our goal at FictionThreads is that you love your order. We offer free returns and a 30 day guarantee.
• Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
• No refunds can be issued more than 30 days after delivery.
Care Guide
Care Guide
Because a literary quote this iconic deserves to look first-edition fresh.
- Wash and dry your tee inverted to keep ink as sharp as Darcy’s wit.
- Cool water + mild detergent = no fading tragedies.
- Fewer spin cycles mean fewer plot twists for the fabric.
- Line-dry whenever possible. If you must tumble, don’t pair with heavy tomes like jeans or hoodies.
- Iron inside out on low heat; never place the hot iron directly on the printed line.
Follow these steps and your Fiction Threads tee will stay vibrant long past the final chapter.
If your wit is as sharp as Elizabeth Bennet’s and your morning patience as short as Mr. Darcy’s temper without caffeine, this shirt is your perfect match. With bold stacked text, steaming cups replacing the O’s, and a playful nod to Jane Austen’s most beloved novel, this tee turns Pride and Prejudice into a coffee-fueled declaration of identity.
Whether you're navigating society balls or just the Monday commute, wear your literary pride (and caffeine dependency) like a badge of honour.
Did you know?
Jane Austen likely drank coffee daily — it was a fashionable beverage for the English middle class in her time, often served after dinner during her era's social gatherings.



