Six Impossible Things Before Breakfast T-Shirt
Six Impossible Things Before Breakfast T-Shirt
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Premium Quality & Comfort
Premium Quality & Comfort
- Super-soft 100% combed cotton (4.5 oz)
- Lightweight & breathable for year-round wear
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Tear-away label for all-day comfort
- Pre-shrunk for a true-to-size fit
- Printed, packaged & shipped in the USA
Ethical & Sustainable
Ethical & Sustainable
- Made with ethically grown US cotton
- Member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety & quality
- 100% Carbon Emission Free production
Shipping and Returns
Shipping and Returns
• At this time, we only ship to the USA.
• Estimated delivery is 4-5 business days.
• Our goal at FictionThreads is that you love your order. We offer free returns and a 30 day guarantee.
• Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
• No refunds can be issued more than 30 days after delivery.
Care Guide
Care Guide
Because a literary quote this iconic deserves to look first-edition fresh.
- Wash and dry your tee inverted to keep ink as sharp as Darcy’s wit.
- Cool water + mild detergent = no fading tragedies.
- Fewer spin cycles mean fewer plot twists for the fabric.
- Line-dry whenever possible. If you must tumble, don’t pair with heavy tomes like jeans or hoodies.
- Iron inside out on low heat; never place the hot iron directly on the printed line.
Follow these steps and your Fiction Threads tee will stay vibrant long past the final chapter.
Dare to dream the impossible with this whimsical literary badge design, inspired by the Queen from Through the Looking-Glass. The quote—“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast”—is beautifully arranged in a circular layout with playful icons from Lewis Carroll’s fantastical world: teacups, chess pieces, crowns, and clocks.
Set against a clean white background, this minimalist insignia features classic navy and soft rose tones, highlighting the words “Six Impossible Things” and “before breakfast” to spark curiosity and bold imagination in any book lover or dreamer.
Amazing Fact:
Lewis Carroll, who wrote Through the Looking-Glass in 1871, was not only a writer but also a mathematician. His love for logic, paradoxes, and puzzles shines through this unforgettable quote.





