The World is a Stage T-Shirt
The World is a Stage T-Shirt
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Premium Quality & Comfort
Premium Quality & Comfort
- Super-soft 100% combed cotton (4.5 oz)
- Lightweight & breathable for year-round wear
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Tear-away label for all-day comfort
- Pre-shrunk for a true-to-size fit
- Printed, packaged & shipped in the USA
Ethical & Sustainable
Ethical & Sustainable
- Made with ethically grown US cotton
- Member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety & quality
- 100% Carbon Emission Free production
Shipping and Returns
Shipping and Returns
• At this time, we only ship to the USA.
• Estimated delivery is 4-5 business days.
• Our goal at FictionThreads is that you love your order. We offer free returns and a 30 day guarantee.
• Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
• No refunds can be issued more than 30 days after delivery.
Care Guide
Care Guide
Because a literary quote this iconic deserves to look first-edition fresh.
- Wash and dry your tee inverted to keep ink as sharp as Darcy’s wit.
- Cool water + mild detergent = no fading tragedies.
- Fewer spin cycles mean fewer plot twists for the fabric.
- Line-dry whenever possible. If you must tumble, don’t pair with heavy tomes like jeans or hoodies.
- Iron inside out on low heat; never place the hot iron directly on the printed line.
Follow these steps and your Fiction Threads tee will stay vibrant long past the final chapter.
"The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast."
Oscar Wilde nailed it over a century ago—and somehow, the line hits even harder today. Whether you're watching the news, scrolling your feed, or just trying to make sense of the latest plot twist in American politics, this quote says what we're all thinking.
Featuring subtle theatrical motifs, this design is for lovers of sharp wit, classic literature, and a well-placed sigh.
Did you know Wilde once toured the U.S. giving lectures in velvet suits, dazzling crowds with charm and criticism in equal measure? He had a way of making people laugh and think—something we could use a little more of these days.
Soft, ethically made, and seriously comfortable, this t-shirt is for bookworms, skeptics, and anyone who feels like the current cast of characters could use a rewrite. Wear it to spark conversation—or just quietly protest with impeccable style.
