Thou Shalt Not Test Me T-Shirt
Thou Shalt Not Test Me T-Shirt
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Premium Quality & Comfort
Premium Quality & Comfort
- Super-soft 100% combed cotton (4.5 oz)
- Lightweight & breathable for year-round wear
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Tear-away label for all-day comfort
- Pre-shrunk for a true-to-size fit
- Printed, packaged & shipped in the USA
Ethical & Sustainable
Ethical & Sustainable
- Made with ethically grown US cotton
- Member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety & quality
- 100% Carbon Emission Free production
Shipping and Returns
Shipping and Returns
• At this time, we only ship to the USA.
• Estimated delivery is 4-5 business days.
• Our goal at FictionThreads is that you love your order. We offer free returns and a 30 day guarantee.
• Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
• No refunds can be issued more than 30 days after delivery.
Care Guide
Care Guide
Because a literary quote this iconic deserves to look first-edition fresh.
- Wash and dry your tee inverted to keep ink as sharp as Darcy’s wit.
- Cool water + mild detergent = no fading tragedies.
- Fewer spin cycles mean fewer plot twists for the fabric.
- Line-dry whenever possible. If you must tumble, don’t pair with heavy tomes like jeans or hoodies.
- Iron inside out on low heat; never place the hot iron directly on the printed line.
Follow these steps and your Fiction Threads tee will stay vibrant long past the final chapter.
Looking for a clever and commanding gift for the teacher or student who knows their limits (and yours)? This bold design declares it loud and clear: Thou Shalt Not Test Me — with a flourish of literary flair and a wink to Shakespeare’s Henry IV, Part 1. Whether it's finals week or just another Monday, this shirt is the perfect statement piece for educators, exam-takers, or anyone with a sharp wit and a no-nonsense vibe. Featuring a red fountain pen and classic typography, it’s a hit for teacher appreciation gifts, graduation celebrations, or back-to-school motivation.
Amazing Fact:
While the phrase is a creative twist, it’s inspired by Shakespeare’s Henry IV, Part 1, a play where power, honor, and rebellion clash—much like in any modern-day classroom.




