Battle of Wits Shakespeare T-Shirt
Battle of Wits Shakespeare T-Shirt
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Premium Quality & Comfort
Premium Quality & Comfort
- Super-soft 100% combed cotton (4.5 oz)
- Lightweight & breathable for year-round wear
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Tear-away label for all-day comfort
- Pre-shrunk for a true-to-size fit
- Printed, packaged & shipped in the USA
Ethical & Sustainable
Ethical & Sustainable
- Made with ethically grown US cotton
- Member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety & quality
- 100% Carbon Emission Free production
Shipping and Returns
Shipping and Returns
• At this time, we only ship to the USA.
• Estimated delivery is 4-5 business days.
• Our goal at FictionThreads is that you love your order. We offer free returns and a 30 day guarantee.
• Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
• No refunds can be issued more than 30 days after delivery.
Care Guide
Care Guide
Because a literary quote this iconic deserves to look first-edition fresh.
- Wash and dry your tee inverted to keep ink as sharp as Darcy’s wit.
- Cool water + mild detergent = no fading tragedies.
- Fewer spin cycles mean fewer plot twists for the fabric.
- Line-dry whenever possible. If you must tumble, don’t pair with heavy tomes like jeans or hoodies.
- Iron inside out on low heat; never place the hot iron directly on the printed line.
Follow these steps and your Fiction Threads tee will stay vibrant long past the final chapter.
Explore your inner wordsmith with this witty and sharp-witted tee that delivers the ultimate literary mic drop. Styled with crossed quill and sword imagery in a bold red badge design, this quote—often (falsely) attributed to Shakespeare—perfectly captures the savage grace of intellectual duels. If you’re a book lover, debate enthusiast, or a lover of classic burns, this shirt is your go-to for clever comebacks.
Fun Fact: While often associated with Shakespeare, this iconic zinger doesn’t actually appear in any of his works. It’s a modern paraphrase that echoes the wit of Beatrice or Mercutio, proving that the Bard's influence lives on in spirit (and sass).
