Battle of Wits Shakespeare T-Shirt
Battle of Wits Shakespeare T-Shirt
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Highest Quality Products
Highest Quality Products
- Premium Quality : Super soft material for ultimate comfort.
- 100% Airlume Combed Cotton
- True to Size : Pre-Shrunk
- Wash Inside Out for Best Results
- Printed, Packaged and Shipped in the USA
Stylish UNISEX Tee: For those who love timeless tales and iconic quotes
Stylish UNISEX Tee: For those who love timeless tales and iconic quotes
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100% Carbon Emission Free
100% Carbon Emission Free
Shipping and Returns
Shipping and Returns
• At this time, we only ship to the USA.
• Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order
• Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered
• Our goal at FictionThreads is that you love your order. Our wearables are typically non-returnable, but please reach out to us if something isn't right.
• Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
• No refunds can be issued more than 30 days after delivery.
Care Guide
Care Guide
Because a literary quote this iconic deserves to look first-edition fresh.
- Wash and dry your tee inverted to keep ink as sharp as Darcy’s wit.
- Cool water + mild detergent = no fading tragedies.
- Fewer spin cycles mean fewer plot twists for the fabric.
- Line-dry whenever possible. If you must tumble, don’t pair with heavy tomes like jeans or hoodies.
- Iron inside out on low heat; never place the hot iron directly on the printed line.
Follow these steps and your Fiction Threads tee will stay vibrant long past the final chapter.
Explore your inner wordsmith with this witty and sharp-witted tee that delivers the ultimate literary mic drop. Styled with crossed quill and sword imagery in a bold red badge design, this quote—often (falsely) attributed to Shakespeare—perfectly captures the savage grace of intellectual duels. If you’re a book lover, debate enthusiast, or a lover of classic burns, this shirt is your go-to for clever comebacks.
Fun Fact: While often associated with Shakespeare, this iconic zinger doesn’t actually appear in any of his works. It’s a modern paraphrase that echoes the wit of Beatrice or Mercutio, proving that the Bard's influence lives on in spirit (and sass).
